Comedy Cottage

Comedy Cottage: Our monthly Comedy Club!

Top TV circuit & International comedians perform alongside rising stars of the future. We always aim for a smorgasbord of a line-up, offering something for everyone. On the last Friday of the month, the Comedy Cottage take over our largest function room bringing you the hottest local comedians from the circuit.  Tickets are just £11 and doors open at 7.30pm. 




February is the month of Love and all affairs of the heart Valentine -


Here at the Comedy Cottage we like to celebrate with an annual Anti-Valentine show for healthier hearts in aid of the British Heart Foundation & Local East Surrey Stroke Unit.  You are going to (heart) the awesome award winning line-up we have in store for you in a room always full of love and laughter. 

Headlining for us

the wonderful international award winning....


ITV's Stand-up Hero Finalist

Irish Comic Mary Bourke has won awards and is a highly regarded writer and performer. Before she became a comic She was a burlesque dancer and choreographer in San Francisco. She has published numerous romantic novels under the pseudonymn Tara Sundrive . As well as being an accomplished comedian who has performed all over the world Ms Bourke is also a respected comedy writer who has written for Radio/TV and other comics. She is most famous for having written the joke that was heard around the world - "My name is Shazia Mirza at least that's what it says on my pilot's licence " Her sell out Edinburgh shows have received great acclaim.

"One of the best female acts in the country" (GQ)

"so many beautiful crafted turns of phrases" (Chortle)

"Catch her act before she becomes a (complete and utter ) cult " (THE GUARDIAN)

"One of the best female stand-ups i've seen recently" (The Stage)


Opening for us:


Comedian/Actor, Winner of EMMA Award for Best Asian Comedian

Seen in Madonna's film 'Filth and Wisdom' BBC's Pulling, Holby City & Much more.

"Elaborate and engaging....perceptively witty" (ThreeWeeks)

"A thorough delight from start to finish" (Time Out)


Support from:


(Musical comedy)

Clever, well sung and shockingly rude, Anthony has written comedy songs for BBC Radio and Sky TV. He is currently working on a sitcom about his fat friend Dave.

“Ant offers a musical comedy feast. He is witty, eloquent and a rhyming riot...this guy is going places." ★★★★ (The Skinny)



Silver Comedy Finalist 2016

"Ferenczi, pronounced Frenzy, could become quite the cult. He’s a dopey old duffer who you could imagine as one of the villagers in the Vicar of Dibley, though even more strange. He promises a ‘rollercoaster of gaiety and glee’ that his distracted absent-mindedness, nervously fiddling with tissues and bits of string, can’t hope to match." (Chortle)



2016 Fresh Comedian of the year finalist

2016 Funny Women Regional Finalist

"Danielle has been making a name for her self on the circuit with her satirical takings on british politics.

"The Twitter Paxman" (Observer)



Winner of AWA Awards 2015

Winner of Argus Angel Award for artistic excellence 2015

"Smart, funnny with a mischievous glint" (The Times)

"Magnetic, loveable and extremely witty" (The Spectator)


House Tunes Pete Dennis

Facilitated by the lovely Soo & Team Angels


Ticket: £11

Show: 8pm

Doors: 7.30pm


NB: profits this month will be split between British Heart Foundation and East Surrey Stroke Unit.

Box Office: 01737 276500